Tim Bete is the director of the Erma
Bombeck Writers' Workshop. He is a former newspaper columnist and has been published in more than a dozen
parenting magazines. Tim's first book,
In The Beginning...There Were No
Diapers (Sorin Books, 2005) was a CatholicMom.com Book Club selection. His second book, Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall's Guide to Pirate Parenting, was featured in the New York Daily News.
His Web site (www.TimBete.com) was picked by Writer's Digest magazine as the best writer's Web site of 2005.
Garrison Keillor is the author of
more than a dozen books, including
Lake Wobegon Days, The Book of
Guys, Love Me and Homegrown
Democrat. He is also the creator,
host and writer of the shows A
Prairie Home Companion and The
Writer's Almanac, both heard on
public radio stations across the
country. He won a Grammy Award
in 1987 for Best Spoken Word for
the audiobook: Lake Wobegon Days,
'where the women are strong, the
men are good-looking, and all the
children are above average.'  In 2006 the film, A Prairie Home Companion was released, and he also opened an independent bookstore in St. Paul, Common Good Books.  His columns appear weekly on Salon.com and are distributed by Tribune Media Services to newspapers across the country. In April 2007, a collection of Lake Wobegon monologues was released called "Never Better."  September 11, 2007 saw the publication of his new novel, Pontoon by Penguin Books. 
2008 Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Faculty (As of August 2007. Subject to change)
Mike Peters is recognized as one
of our nation's most prominent
cartoon artists for his outstanding
work as both a political and comic
strip cartoonist. In 1981 Mike was
awarded a Pulitzer Prize for
Journalism and in 1984 the award-
winning "Mother Goose & Grimm"
comic strip was born. His work is
syndicated in newspapers worldwide
and frequently appears in national
publications and on national television. He has become familiar to thousands through his many appearances on shows such as Good Morning America, The Joan Rivers Show, The Today Show, Equal Time, MSNBC, CNNFN and C-SPAN. Mike is particularly proud of his animated editorial cartoons, "Peters Postscripts" which aired on NBC's Nightly News in 1981.  It was the first time animated editorial cartoons appeared regularly on a prime-time network news program.  He also has done a 14-part interview series, The World of Cartooning with Mike Peters, for PBS.
Martha Bolton is an Emmy-nominated
writer and author of more than 50 books of
humor, including Maybe Life's Just Not That
Into You, Cooking With Hot Flashes, I Think,
Therefore I Have a Headache! and Didn't My
Skin Used to Fit. She was a staff writer for
Bob Hope for more than 15 years and also
wrote for Phyllis Diller, John Davidson, Ann
Jillian, Jim Stafford, Mark Lowry and many
others. Martha is also author of "The
Cafeteria Lady" column for Focus on the
Family's BRIO magazine. Martha began her
comedy writing career as a church
secretary.  "I saw a lot of comedy in the
church," she says with a laugh.  "I used to perform a Friar's Club-type roast on the pastor, deacon, or any other church staff member who was celebrating a special occasion. I had to change churches a lot."  And thus began Martha's writing career. She's been going strong ever since.


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Linda Formichelli is co-author of the Renegade Writer series, which includes, The Renegade Writer: A Totally Unconventional Guide to Freelance Writing Success and The Renegade Writer’s Query Letters That Rock. She has written for more than 120 magazines, including USA Weekend, Health, Redbook and Family Circle.

Eric Martin has written for Games, Woman's Day, Oxygen and Psychology Today, among other magazines. He is also co-author of the books, Tools of Timekeeping: A Kids' Guide to the History and Science of Telling Time and The Complete Idiot's Guide to Starting and Running a Coffee Bar.
Ray Lesser is publisher and
editor of the monthly magazine,
The Funny Times, which has more
than 75,000 subscribers from
around the world. For 20 years,
The Funny Times has featured
"The Best of the Best," including
columnists and cartoonists such
as Dave  Barry, Susan Efros,
Matt Groening, Leigh Anne
Jasheway and Garrison Keillor.
Shannon Olson is the author of
the novels Welcome to My Planet:
Where English Is Sometimes
Spoken and Children of God Go
Bowling. She has written articles
and reviews for The Guardian (London),
InStyle, Good Housekeeping, the
Minneapolis StarTribune, Minnesota
Monthly and Minnesota’s alternative
monthly, The Rake. Shannon has a
Master of Fine Arts degree from the
University of Minnesota, where she
has also taught fiction and nonfiction
writing, and co-taught a humor writing
course with Garrison Keillor. She
regularly teaches workshops at the Loft Literary Center in Minneapolis and at the Iowa Summer Writing Festival. She is currently Assistant Professor of English at St. Cloud State University.
Sheila Bender publishes Writing
It Real, an online magazine for
those who write from personal
experience. Among her many
books on shaping personal
experience for the page, her
newest is Writing and Publishing
Personal Experience from Silver
Threads. She is a past poetry and
personal essay columnist for
Writer's Digest Books. Presently,
she teaches online through
WritingItReal.com, Writers.com,
and Absolutewrite.com.

Dr. Mark Shatz Dr. Mark Shatz is the
co-author of the top-selling humor writing
book, Comedy Writing Secrets (2nd). He
also teaches a nationally recognized
humor writing course with its infamous
final exam – a stand-up comedy
performance before a live audience. His
research interests include pedagogical
humor, and he has written articles on
how humor can enhance instruction in
traditional and online educational settings.
Mark Levine is author of The
Fine Print of Self-Publishing, which
explains how to read and negotiate
a contract with a self-publishing
company. The book also analyzes
and ranks the contracts and
services of 48 self-publishing
companies. Eight major
self-publishing companies agreed
to make their contracts more
author-friendly in order to receive
a higher ranking in the book. Mark
is also founder of Click Industries,
Ltd. (an e-commerce company), a graduate of Georgetown University Law Center, and author of two novels.
Leigh Anne Jasheway-Bryant
has published 13 humor books and
been included in more than 20
anthologies, including The Chicken
Soup for the Soul series and Marlo
Thomas’ best-selling The Right Words
at the Right Time 2. Her many awards
include the 2003 Erma Bombeck
Humor Award, the 2004 Humor in
Food Writing Competition, second
place in the 2005 Mona Schreiber
Humorous Fiction Contest, and a
2007 Association for Applied and
Therapeutic Humor (AATH) Book
Award. For eight years, she was a regular humor columnist for Family Circle. In a previous life, she may have left the iron on. Leigh Anne has been teaching comedy writing for fourteen years, although it only seems like 13-3/4."
Sophfronia Scott spent 15 years as an
award-winning writer and editor at Time,
People and Teen People magazines. When
she published her first novel, All I Need to
Get By (St. Martins Press, 2004), she was
hailed by Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. as
potentially "one of the best writers of her
generation." Sophronia has also contributed
to Chicken Soup for the African American
Woman's Soul and Forty Things to Do When
You Turn Forty. As a personal life coach,
she founded Creative Coaching Plans in 2003 to guide dozens of clients to satisfying career and personal decisions, as well as help speakers and small business owners write and publish their first books under her brand, "The Book Sistah." She's currently working on her next novel, The Fairchild Sisters Sing Songs of Blue.
Tony Lupia is a published author and former literary agent. After writing two books in the mid- to late'70s, he became a literary agent specializing in technical publications. He then expanded to other genres and practiced as an agent for 25 years. He now serves as a consultant to some of the largest publishing houses.
John Kremer is author of 1001
Ways to Market Your Books: For
Authors and Publishers (6th Edition),
The Complete Direct Marketing
Sourcebook, High Impact Marketing
on a Low Impact Budget, and
Celebrate Today. He created the
Do-It-Yourself Book Publicity Kit,
Book Publishing Reports on
CD-ROM, and Book Marketing
Mini-Book series. John is also the
owner of Open Horizons, a publishing
company in Taos, New Mexico, and editor of the Book Marketing Tip of the Week newsletter
Carolyn Howard-Johnson is an
instructor for UCLA Extension’s
world-renowned Writers’ Program. Her
book The Frugal Book Promoter:
How to Do What Your Publisher Won’t
was named USA Book News’ “Best
Professional Book 2004." Her second
book in the How To Do It Frugally
series is The Frugal Editor: Put Your
Best Book Forward to Avoid
Humiliation and Ensure Success.
Carolyn’s first novel, This Is the Place,
won eight awards. Her book of creative
nonfiction, Harkening: A Collection of
Stories Remembered, won three. 
Laura Pulfer is an award-
winning former columnist for the
Cincinnati Enquirer. Laura is
also a commentator for National
Public Radio's "Morning Edition"
and a contributing editor for
Rosie Magazine. In May 1999,
she was inducted into the
Cincinnati Journalism Hall of
Fame by the Society of
Professional Journalists.
Dave Jackson launched the School
of Podcasting in 2005 and has created
more than 300 resources and hours of
audio and video tutorials on the subject.
He has used podcasting to promote his
books, including Get your band out of
the basement (and keep them out of
the asylum). Dave also has a humorous
podcast called “Building a Better Dave,”
which looks at relationships, marriage,
divorce, love, sex, life, dating advice,
and the weird thoughts that pop into
his head when he is sleep-deprived.
Steve O'Keefe is executive director
of Patron Saint Productions, a book
publishing consultancy specializing in
online marketing strategy, campaigns,
and training. He has launched online
campaigns for over 1000 books and has
helped many major book publishers
develop in-house online publicity
operations. Steve is also president of
the high-tech start-up, AuthorViews, a
producer of online video for the book
publishing industry, and is the author four
books himself, including Publicity on the Internet (Wiley). Steve is vice president of the International Association of Online Communicators and teaches Internet Public Relations at Tulane University.
Mary McCarty's three-times-a-week
column for the Dayton Daily News 
appears regularly on the national
editorial wire and is widely syndicated
through the Cox News Service. In
addition to column writing, she is a
member of the Dayton Daily News
enterprise team, producing special
projects and in-depth features. Before
coming to the Dayton Daily News in
1993, she was a staff writer and senior
editor for Cincinnati Magazine. Mary
has received many state and national
awards for her writing, including the H.L. Mencken Award as well as being named Writer of the Year for Cox Newspapers and Best Columnist in Ohio by the Ohio Soc. of Professional Journalists. 
Joni B. Cole is the author of
Toxic Feedback: Helping Writers
Survive and Thrive (University
Press of New England, 2006), a
book “strongly recommended” by
Library Journal for students,
teachers, and workshops. She is
also the creator and editor of the
book series, This Day in the Life:
Diaries from Women across
America (Three Rivers Press,
2005). In a starred review,
Publishers Weekly wrote about This Day in the Life, “There is not one piece in this compilation that is not captivating.”
Craig Wilson has been a feature writer
with USA Today since 1984, writing his
popular Wednesday column for more
than 10 years now. He's a graduate of
the Newhouse School of Public
Communication at Syracuse University
and author of It's the Little Things: An
Appreciation of Life's Simple Pleasures,
from Random House. He lives in
Washington, D.C.
Matt Schneider began his career
as a freelance humor writer. In 1987, he
accepted a position as a
writer/illustrator with American
Greetings in Cleveland, Ohio.
Throughout his career, Matt has written
and concepted thousands of cards
and was consistently one of the top-
performing writers. Presently, he holds
the position of Freelance Development
Director where he oversees the ongoing
recruitment of freelance contributors. In
2006, Matt conducted sessions at
UCLA, Second City Chicago and the
Will Rogers Writers' Workshop
in Oklahoma City.
Tom Ellsworth has over 20 years
of greeting card writing experience.
Prior to joining American Greetings,
Tom graduated from the University of
Wisconsin-Madison with a degree in
English. Tom has the unique talent
of being able to write both
conventional and humorous copy.
Over the years he has contributed to
thousands of successful greeting
cards. In his position as Humor Writing
Manager at American Greetings, he
directs the humorous writing staff
and manages the editorial content
of the humor card product lines.
Gordon Kirkland is an author,
syndicated columnist and
entertainer. Three of his five books
have received Canada's Stephen
Leacock Award of Merit for Humour.
His column, "Gordon Kirkland At
large" has been appearing in
Canadian and American
newspapers since 1994.
He teaches writing and book
marketing at a number of
conferences and educational
institutions in both the US and
Canada.
Connie Schultz won the Pulitzer
Prize for commentary in 2005 as a
columnist for The Plain Dealer in
Cleveland. Pulitzer judges praised
her for writing "pungent columns that
provided a voice for the underdog and
underprivileged." It is a common
theme in her work, which is fueled by
her working-class roots. In 2003, she
was a Pulitzer finalist and won the
Robert F. Kennedy Award for social
justice reporting for her series, "The Burden of Innocence," which chronicled the ordeal of Michael Green, who served 13 years in prison for a rape he did not commit. After her series ran, the real rapist turned himself in. Connie is also author of two books, Life Happens: And Other Unavoidable Truths and ... and His Lovely Wife: A Memoir from the Woman Beside the Man, a journal of her experiences on the campaign trail.


Matt Sloan and Aaron Yonda have been collaborating as Blame Society Productions since 2002.  They have been featured in the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post and TV Week magazine, as well as on "Good Morning America" and VH1’s “40 Greatest Internet Superstars” special. Matt and Aaron are best known for their video series Chad Vader, a viral Internet sensation that has received more than 13 million downloads and won more than a dozen film festival awards, including the "George Lucas Selects" award from the 2007 Star Wars Fan Movie Challenge. Their work has been screened over a dozen times at the highly competitive Los Angeles-based Channel 101, with three of their shorts achieving prime time status. They’ve had two comedy pilots screened at the New York Television Festival. Matt and Aaron write, direct, edit and act in all their material.
photo credit: Brian Velenchenko