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ERMA BOMBECK WRITERS' WORKSHOP NEWSLETTER
University of Dayton
March 2004
mailto:erma@udayton.edu
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I hope you enjoyed the e-mail I sent about Erma's birthday and the Good Morning America video clips. If you missed it,
take a look at http://www.humorwriters.org/GMAclips.html
It's hard to believe that the writers' workshop is just a month away. The next issue of this newsletter will include
a recap of the workshop. In the meantime, this issue is packed with great stuff.
Keep writing!
Tim Bete
Humor columnist (http://www.TimBete.com) and director, Erma
Bombeck Writers' Workshop (http://www.HumorWriters.org)
P.S. Feel free to forward this newsletter to all your writer friends.
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DAVE LIEBER MAKES DRUDGE REPORT
After Dave Lieber's column from the Star-Telegram appeared on the Drudge Report Web site, he really began to get some
feedback. In fact, his column led the paper in number of page views --147,000 -- which was more than the number of
people who read his column in print.
See http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/news/columnists/dave_lieber/7862338.htm
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KINGDOM HOSPITAL
Jim Farrelly, director of the film studies program at the University of Dayton, sheds some light on Stephen King's
new TV series, "Kingdom Hospital."
See http://www.humorwriters.org/KingdomHospital.html
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WHO HASN'T SELF-PUBLISHED?
Robyn Jackson self-published her novel, "Lakota Moon." She's in good company with Willa Cather, Zane Grey, Mark
Twain and Virginia Woolf.
See http://www.humorwriters.org/LakotaMoon.html
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SHARE YOUR MISERY
Has a rejection letter or experience ever changed the course of your life, caused you to commit a felony or
induced you to rapidly ingest a gallon of high-fat premium ice cream? Share your misery with other frustrated
writers.
See http://rejectioncollection.com
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SELF-PUBLISHING CRAZY CATS
Columnist and author, Kristen Twedt, self-published two childrens books using two different methods. You can learn
from her experience.
See http://www.humorwriters.org/TwedtCats.html
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RELEASE A BOOK INTO THE WILD
With its similarity to releasing messages in a bottle, or notes in helium balloons, BookCrossing harkens back fond
childhood memories.
See http://www.bookcrossing.com
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FREE COMICS?
According to Editor & Publisher, the Philadelphia Inquirer recently asked several syndicates to provide comics at no
cost for at least six months.
See http://www.mediainfo.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=2080161
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NOVEL QUERY TECHNIQUE
John Borchardt shares how he increased his writing income by building on success.
See http://www.writersweekly.com/success_stories/001237_02112004.html
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HUMOR WRITER OF THE MONTH: RUTH CLEGHORN
Ruth Cleghorn's column is published weekly in the Bowie County Life Wednesday supplement of the Texarkana Gazette.
She writes about the insanity that comes with motherhood, grandmotherhood and other ups and downs and frustrations of
life in general.
See http://www.ruthcleghorn.com
If you'd like to be considered as our featured writer, send an e-mail with a link to one of your columns to:
mailto:bete@udayton.edu
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WRITER'S DIGEST BOOK GIVEAWAY
Each month we give away a book on writing to a few subscribers to this newsletter. If you're subscribed,
you're entered to win! This issue's winners are:
* Dennis Hale from Bowling Green, OH
* Amy Goddard from Saint Louis, MO
Each has won a copy of "Guerrilla Marketing for Writers." They've also won an Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop mouse
pad.
Thanks to Writer's Digest for providing the books for our giveaway. To learn more about the book we gave away this
month, see http://www.writersdigest.com/store/booksdisplay.asp?id=10667
Stay tuned! You could be one of next issue's winners!
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MARKETS, CONTESTS AND MORE
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LIVING STUPID: Have you done something that was dumb but really funny? Stephanie Marston, co-author of Chicken Soup for the Empowered Woman's Soul, is seeking stories for Living Stupid: Dumb Things Smart People Do. For complete
guidelines or to submit a story, e-mail Stephanie at samarston@earthlink.net ( mailto:samarston@earthlink.net )
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FREE ONLINE WRITING COURSE: The Character Building Workshop is an independent study of your characters using online questionnaires. See http://www.writersvillage.com/character/index.htm
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DABBLING MUM CONTEST: Free writing contest with prizes. See http://thedabblingmum.com/contests/index.htm
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NEWSLETTER FOR WRITERS: New newsletter for those interested in job markets, manuscript markets and services for
writers. See http://groups.yahoo.com/group/newsletterforwriters
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ESSAY WRITING CONTEST: The topic is "Shania Twain or Queen Jawjaw -- Who’s da Real Queen?" $100 prize and no entry fee. See http://www.queenjawjaw.com/pages/8/index.htm
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SHOCK YOUR MAMA: Biannual humor writing competition is looking for edgy, witty, sarcastic, really funny stuff. See
http://www.shockyourmama.com
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BECHTEL PRIZE: Seeking articles or essays relating to creative writing education, literary studies, and/or the
profession of writing. May 31 deadline. $3,500 honorarium. No entry fee. 5,000 words max. See
http://www.twc.org/bechtel_prize.htm
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MAUMEE VALLEY WRITERS' CONFERENCE: Hands-on workshops in Sylvania, OH on Sat., April 3. See
http://www.maumeevalleywritersconference.com
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NETWORK WITH OTHER HUMOR WRITERS: Network with other humor writers. Join the e-mail discussion group for past
attendees of the Erma Bombeck Writers'
Workshop and those who would like to attend in the future. To join, visit the Yahoo! Group at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/humor_writers
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SUGGEST A RESOURCE: If you have a favorite book or Web site, let me know at bete@udayton.edu.
mailto:bete@udayton.edu
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2004 WORKSHOP SPONSORS
University of Dayton National Alumni Association: http://alumni.udayton.edu
Ohio Humanities Council: http://www.ohiohumanities.org
1stBooks: http://www.1stbooks.com
National Society of Newspaper Columnists: http://www.columnists.com
Andrews McMeel Publishing: http://www.amuniversal.com/amp
Dayton Daily News: http://www.daytondailynews.com
Books & Company: http://www.booksandco.com/events/dayton04.html
ThinkTV: http://www.thinktv.org
Washington-Centerville Public Library: http://www.wcpl.lib.oh.us
WHIO-TV: http://www.whiotv.com
WYSO public radio: http://www.wyso.org
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