Dear writer:

Wow, what a workshop! Here's what some of the attendees had to say:
“This was the first writers' conference I've ever attended, and I LOVED IT.”

“It's my third time and it gets better each time.”

“What is memorable is that the speakers stick around for the whole conference and are available to attendees”

“I was so impressed that the Bombeck family stayed with us for the whole workshop.”

“I felt like I was on a cruise ship!”

“I had a fabulous time. I made friends, stayed up too late, and came home with new tools to bring to my writing.”

On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the best), attendees gave the 2008 workshop an 8.9 (67% gave it a 9 or 10).
When asked, “Do you think what you've learned at the workshop and the connections you've made will result in selling more of your work,” 79% of attendees said it would “cover the full cost” or “cover far more than the cost” of the workshop.

If you didn't attend, you can still purchase the 2008 workshop recordings for just $129.
(The 2006 Bombeck Workshop recordings are still available, too.)

Below you'll find articles and photos of the 2008 Bombeck Workshop. Hope to see you in 2010!

Keep writing!

Tim Bete
author of Guide to Pirate Parenting
director, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, University of Dayton

P.S. The winners of the 2008 Erma Bombeck Writing Competition can be read at the Washington-Centerville Library Web site.

Stories about the
2008 Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop

WRITTEN BY A BOMBECK...
SEVEN THINGS I LEARNED AT MY
GRANDMOTHER'S WRITERS' WORKSHOP
Eleven-year-old Eva Bombeck, Erma's granddaughter, writes about her first experience at the workshop and reveals which speakers she thought were "hilarious." Read more.

WRITTEN BY FACULTY...
USA TODAY: I'm here today to talk to
you about...oh, dear! by Craig Wilson
Participants at the Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop at the University of Dayton, her alma mater, carried notepads. Some appeared to be taking down my every word. A few scribbled so furiously, I was tempted to stop my talk and ask them to read back what I had just said since I didn't have a clue what I had just said. Read more.

UNEXPECTED BENEFITS
by Carolyn Howard Johnson
Because unexpected benefits are, well . . . unexpected, I'll tell you about one in particular that came about when I was speaking at the Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop this spring. Read more.

FROM NEWSPAPERS...
DAYTON DAILY NEWS: GIVING
WAY TO YOUNGER GENERATION by Mary McCarty
Eleven-year-old Eva Louise Bombeck — Matt's daughter — is an aspiring writer. (The middle name is the same as her celebrated grandmother's.) Michael Bombeck, not quite 2, ran around like he owned the place. Read more.

BRAIN DROPPINGS by Ron Rollins
Speaking of smart guys, if you ever get a chance to catch Garrison Keillor on one of his visits to the area, take it. Thursday night, April 3, he opened the University of Dayton’s Erma Bombeck Writer’s Workshop with his dry growing-up-Minnesotan stories that hilariously mix understatement and overstatement.  Read more.

FLYER NEWS: DREAM COMES TRUE by Amy Tiedge
Luckily for me, I was awarded one of 19 student scholarships from the National Alumni Association to attend the workshop. During the weekend, I attended sessions like “The Renegade Writer’s Guide to Breaking into Magazines,” “Book Proposals and Literary Agents” and “How to Survive and Thrive Through the Creative Process.” Read more.

FROM MEDIA WEB SITES...
EDITOR & PUBLISHER: Garrison Keillor on
Writing and Erma Bombeck
"My advice to writers is to get out," said the radio host, author, and Tribune Media Services columnist. "Writing is an obsessive activity. Walk for two or three miles everyday -- rapidly if necessary -- and get out and look at the world. When writing loses touch with the beautiful surface of the world, it loses its way." Read more.

NATIONAL SOCEIETY OF NEWSPAPER COLUMNISTS: Fresh from the Bombeck Workshop
Talk about a great conference! The Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop featured almost 30 experts with advice on writing, publication, promotion, networking and staying inspired.  About 325 humor and general interest writers attended the two-day conference held at the University of Dayton on April 3-5, 2008. Read more.

ST. LOUIS WRITERS' GUILD by Mary Menke
Hey, I just got back (okay, I got back Sunday) from the Erma Bombeck Humor Writers Workshop in Dayton, Ohio and I’d like to share some of the things I learned. Read more.

WRITTEN BY ATTENDEES...
MISERABLE ENOUGH?
by Sally Sheklow
The great humorist stood on the stage in his trademark red sneakers, red socks and matching red tie, and extolled the importance of an unhappy childhood for good humor writing. Read more.

TALES FROM THE CONFERENCE
by Danny Gallagher
Since I waited too long to get a direct flight, I had to catch three puddle jumpers from Dallas to Kansas City to Hades and then to Dayton.Read more.

IS CAMEL MILK THE NEXT BIG THING?
By Lara Bricker
So there I was on the way to the Erma Bombeck Humor Writing Conference last week in Ohio. I had hopped a taxi from the airport and was chatting with the little foreign cab driver. Eventually the conversation turned to what I wrote about. Well, I told him, I just had a book published called "How Do You Milk a Moose Anyway?" Read more.

TREND HUNTER MAGAZINE
by Rosa Capacola
I thoroughly enjoyed this event, which is near and dear to my heart, as I practically grew up reading Erma Bombeck, who left us too soon on April 22, 1996. I can’t help thinking how much she would have enjoyed all of the wonderful tributes given to her by the attendees and event speakers this year. Read more.

I MADE OUT WITH GARRISON KEILLOR
by Kelly Epperson
When it was my moment, I handed my camera over and had someone snap a photo. “Right here,” I pointed to my cheek. (I’d had a couple glasses of red.) Read more.

WRITER TRIES TO AVOID REALITY
by Stephanie Fellenstein
I felt like I was back in college. Days centered on me. Heading out in shorts in the definitely chilly, but sunny, spring air just because it was the first time in months the temperature actually rose above 50. Read more.

I'M FUNNY HOW?
by Michael Mackie
Last week I had the opportunity to visit the 2008 Erma Bombeck Writer’s Workshop in lovely Dayton, Ohio. Good thing …because my job mandates me to write things that are clever and catchy. Read more.

DEAR ERMA
by Lynda Zielinski
I’m not giving up though. I know you got discouraged too, even stopped writing that first year in college. It took one special man, someone you admired and respected, to come forward and say those three magic words. No, not those. The important words: You can write. Read more.

DENA HARRIS' BLOG
Just back from the 2008 Erma Bombeck Writer's Conference in Dayton, my old stomping grounds. It was cold and gray when I arrived but the dirt was brown, as earth is supposed to be (not this red clay stuff forced upon us in North Carolina). Laughed a lot, made new friends, and even managed to learn a thing or two despite my best intentions to only drink wine, eat free desserts, and take guilt free long, hot showers. Read more.

HUMORIST'S GHOST INSPIRES LAUGHS IN DAYTON by Lois Swagerty
Overall, the conference was worth its price in laughs.And as for ending up Erma, a girl could do worse. Read more.

PAT COAKLEY'S BLOG
I heard Pulitzer Prize winning speakers, expert professional speakers–all over the past several days and this spontaneous comment–this is what I remember most. Read more.

GINGER TRUITT'S BLOG
The highlight of my evening, and I'm sure the highlight of this trip, was meeting Garrison Keillor! Read more.

PHOTOS...
OFFICIAL WORKSHOP PHOTOS: More than 230 pictures. Look at photos.

FRANK THORNBURGH: There's even photos of the food! Look at photos.

TRACY BECKERMAN: Tracy spilled wine all over Gordon. Look at photos.

VIDEO...
FIND YOUR VOICE
Humorist Garrison Keillor shared his advice on how to be a successful writer at the 2008 Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop. Read and watch video clip.

STAND-UP COMEDY NIGHT!
Watch ten minutes of clips from attendee stand-up comedy at the 2008 Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop. Watch it now.

INVOCATIONS...
Many attendees requested copies of the prayers given before each night's dinner. Here they are!
Fr. Chris Wittman (Thursday evening)
Fr. Paul Marshall (Saturday evening)

See news archive

Markets, contests and more
LOTS OF SOUP: Chicken Soup for the Soul is looking for stories on these topics: Actively Retired Soul, Baking With Kids, Basketball Lover's Soul, Cat Lover's Soul, Catholic Soul, Celebrating Life's Most Embarrassing Moments, Christmas Collection, Christmas Pet Book, Dog Lover's Soul, Extraordinary Teen's Soul, Football Lover's Soul, Getting In...To College, Green Soul, High School Graduates, High School Student's Soul, Life Lessons for Expectant Mothers, Life Lessons for Leaders, Life Lessons on Relationships/Couples, Middle School Student's Soul, Resolution Stories, Runner's Soul, Stay At Home Mom's Soul and Twins Soul. Read more.

BEACH BOOK FESTIVAL: The 2008 Beach Book Festival has issued a call for entries for its annual program spotlighting the hottest reads of the upcoming summer season. Read more.

NEW YORK BOOK FESTIVAL: The 2008 New York Book Festival has issued a call for entries to its annual program celebrating books that deserve greater recognition from the world’s publishing capital. Read more.

iFOGO: New book promotion site includes audio excerpts and video author interviews. Read more.

SUBMIT A PILOT: Make the first episode of any kind of show you want, no longer than 5 minutes. Read more.

See Markets & contests archive


Books recommended by Tim Bete
Purchasing book from these links helps support the Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop.

HUMOR WRITING
How to Write Funny: Add Humor to Every Kind of Writing
by John B. Kachuba
More information

The Comedy Bible : From Stand-up to Sitcom--The Comedy Writer's Ultimate "How To" Guide
by Judy Carter
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Comedy Writing Secrets
by Melvin Helitzer
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What Are You Laughing at: How to Write Funny Screenplays, Stories, & More
by Brad Schreiber
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GENERAL WRITING
On Writing
by Stephen King
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Bird by Bird : Some Instructions on Writing and Life
by Anne Lamott
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Writing Down the Bones
by Natalie Goldberg
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Become a published writer
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MARKETING YOUR WRITING
The Frugal Book Promoter: How to Do What Your Publisher Won't
by Carolyn Howard-Johnson
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Guerrilla Marketing for Writers : 100 Weapons to Help You Sell Your Work
by Jay Conrad Levinson, Rick Frishman, Michael Larsen
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2005 Writers Market
by Kathryn S. Brogan, Robert Lee Brewer
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Christian Writers' Market Guide
by Sally Stuart
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FINDING AN AGENT
Book Proposals That Sell, 21 Secrets To Speed Your Success
by Terry Whalin
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Making the Perfect Pitch: How to Catch a Literary Agent's Eye
by Katharine Sands
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BOOK PROPOSALS & CONTRACTS
Write the Perfect Book Proposal: 10 That Sold and Why
by Jeff Herman, Deborah Levine Herman
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Kirsch's Guide to the Book Contract: For Authors, Publishers, Editors and Agents by Jonathan Kirsch
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Negotiating a Book Contract: A Guide for Authors, Agents and Lawyers
by Mark L. Levine
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SYNDICATION
Syndication Secrets: 10 Must-Do, Tried and True Rules In Getting Syndicated
by Jodie Lynn
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Successful Syndication: A Guide for Writers and Cartoonists
by Michael Sedge
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BOOK MARKETING
The Frugal Book Promoter: How to Do What Your Publisher Won't
by Carolyn Howard-Johnson
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Publicize Your Book!: An Insider's Guide to Getting Your Book the Attention It Deserves
by Jacqueline Deval
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The Savvy Author's Guide to Book Publicity
by Lissa Warren
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The Self-Publishing Manual: How to Write, Print, and Sell Your Own Book
by Dan Poynter
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1001 Ways to Market Your Books
by John Kremer
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MAGAZINES
Writers Digest
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ACADEMIC BOOKS
Encyclopedia of 20th-Century American Humor
by Alleen Nilsen, Don L.F. Nilsen
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Writing Humor: Creativity and the Comic Mind
(Humor in Life and Letters)
by Mary Ann Rishel
More information

Merry Wives and Others: A History of Domestic Humor Writing
by Penelope Fritzer, Bartholomew Bland
More information

Purchasing book from these links helps support the Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop.

Copyright 2008, University of Dayton

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ROB BLOOM
Rob Bloom is a comedy writer, screenwriter, and connoisseur of all things deli. He has written for the Cartoon Network, McSweeney's, CRACKED, Fresh Yarn, Monkey Bicycle, Funny Times, National Public Radio, American Public Media and the Travel Channel, among others. Visit his Web site.

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Book giveaway
Each month we give away a book on writing to a few subscribers to our newsletter. If you're subscribed, you're entered to win! This issue's winners are:
* Linda Butler
* Jennie Leon Guerrero
* Susan Lewis
Each has won a copy of Book Proposals That Sell by Terry Whalin.

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Who's
publishing
what?
WORKSHOP FACULTY
FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE: Bruce Cameron has published 8 Simple Rules for Marrying My Daughter, the sequel to 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter.

FRUGAL, NOT CHEAP: Carolyn Howard-Johnson's book, The Frugal Editor, was selected as the best publishing book of 2007 by Reader Views Annual Literary Awards.

PAST WORKSHOP ATTENDEES
REBEL MOM: Tracy Beckerman has published her first book, Rebel without a Minivan.

FIRST PLACE: Norm Cowie's book, The Next Adventures of Guy ... more wackiness, came in first-place for Fantasy/SciFi in Preditors and Editor's Reader's Choice poll in January 2008. One of his short humor stories appeared in the anthology The Heat of the Moment, in which all 21 authors and the publisher are donating their royalties to the victims of the San Diego wildfires. The Heat of the Moment was also a top-ten finisher in the P&E poll.

BUS STOP MOMMIE: Karen Rinehart has begun blogging for The Charlotte Observer's new Web site.

LAWYER JOKES? Tami Kamin-Mayer has been hired as the Ohio correspondent for Legalnewsline.com. She recently interviewed comedian Jackie Mason and wrote a profile about him and his latest humor book, Schmucks.

STRANGE STORY: Norma Sundberg has published An Odd Fable, the story of a princess who solves a serious situation with a dilapidated drawbridge in the little round Kingdom of Odd.

BIG WORLD: Linda Kaullen Perkins had a story published in Woman's World Magazine.

BY GEORGE: Nancy George had an essay published in the Christian Science Monitor.

NATIONAL PUBLICATION: LouAnn Edwards had an article published in Marriage Partnership Magazine.

OTHER PUBLISHING NEWS
SOUPS ON: Kathy Shiels Tully had an essay accepted by Chicken Soup for the Soul: Celebrating Brothers and Sisters. She saw the call for submissions in this newsletter.

See past Who's publishing what?

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Favorite articles
The structure of humor
Using formats in your writing allows you to produce material faster and funnier -- and sell more pieces. Read more.

Anatomy of a first book
Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop director, Tim Bete, recently sold his first book. How did he sell it? What type of query letter did he use? What would he do differently if he did it over again? Read about his process from book concept to book signing.

8 ways to promote
your writing online
Thinking about using the Internet to jumpstart your writing career? Here are eight ways to promote your writing online. Read more.

Anatomy of a query letter
How do you write a killer query letter? Book marketing guru Steve O'Keefe provides a straight-forward formula. Read more.

Selling to regional
parenting magazines
Brette McWhorter Sember's kit provides an easy way to sell reprints.
Read more.

Freelance selling
Until you sell your work, you're not a freelance writer. You're just a writer. Read more.

Secrets of the best seller lists
It's all a game, and the cards are stacked in favor of the big New York publishers, who have the money to promote new titles and generate a burst of sales. Read more.

Startling statistics
So you want to write a book. Well, why not? So does about 80 percent of the United States population according to a survey by the Jenkins Group. Read more.

Move over, Grisham...
Author Judy Gruen has some interesting -- and humorous --ideas about how to promote her new book. Read more.

Injecting humor
into your writing
Author Mary Emma Allen shows how to find the humor in everyday life. Read more.

Write brain
closed for business
Tired of having people assume you can write anything, anywhere? Deb DiSandro is, too. Read more.

25 ways to market your book
Connie Corcoran Wilson shares how she promoted her book, "Both Sides Now." Read more.

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2008 workshop
sponsors

American Greetings

Cold Tree Press

University of Dayton
National Alumni Association

Erma Bombeck
Writers Workshop
Endowment
created by Ralph and Cindy Price Hamberg in memory of her cousin Brother Tom Price, S.M.

Dayton Marriott

National Society of
Newspaper Columnists

Ethics and Excellence in Journalism Foundation

Books & Company

Dayton Daily News

Andrews McMeel Publishing

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All about Erma
 
FIRST DOCUMENTARY ABOUT ERMA BOMBECK
When 350 writers saw the premiere of the first documentary produced about Erma Bombeck's life, they were quick to applaud her legacy.
Read more.

ERMA BOMBECK'S HUMOR STILL LOVED A DECADE AFTER HER DEATH by Jim Hannah, Associated Press
She kept homemakers in stitches with her writing on marriage, kids, dirty dishes and how to hang the toilet paper. Ten years after Erma Bombeck's death, her humor still has an audience. Read more.

ERMA BOMBECK: FROM COPYGIRL TO SUPER HUMOR COLUMNIST
Born in Dayton in 1927, Erma Bombeck began her writing career in junior high school writing columns in "The Owl," the newspaper for Emerson Junior High. Read more.

REMEMBERING ERMA BOMBECK by Terry Marotta
It's 10 years now that Erma's been gone. The great humor columnist whose work once appeared in some 900 newspapers died the 22nd of April, 1996, and I for one have never stopped missing her. Read more.

YOU CAN WRITE!
Erma slipped a humorous essay under the office door of Brother Tom Price, a UD English professor who served as faculty adviser to the literary magazine, The Exponent. "He said to me three magic words: `You can write,'" Erma recalled. Read Erma's essay.

ERMA ON WRITING
In an interview with Erma, which was published in the Winter 1991 issue of the University of Dayton Quarterly, Erma explained her writing process. Read more.

EFFIE, ERMA'S
ROYAL PORTABLE
Erma wrote using a typewriter for her entire career. While attending the University of Dayton, Erma used a Royal portable that she affectionately called, "Effie." Read more.

'SCUSE ME WHILE
I BAKE A PIE
Jimi Hendrix played at Woodstock. Erma Bombeck cooked with chicken stock. Jimi set his guitar on fire. Erma set a few roasts on fire. The similarities are endless. Read more.

MERRY WIVES AND OTHERS
So, you hated history in high school. This history of domestic humor writing will pique your interest. It includes many speakers from past Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, including Art Buchwald, P.S. Wall and Liz Carpenter. Read more.

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